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Pictures of my children being awkward
stumpstantrum stumpstantrum 18 month old stumps beanslaziness grossdorablestumps grossdorablebeans 2.5 year old stumps beanward scissorhands beans puts up with a lot the picture that launched a blog...
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Now that this has occurred to me, I can’t un-think it. Will be getting my own...
Parents of small children – does this sound familiar? You are using the bathroom and as you go to wipe, you find that there is a seemingly clean unused length of toilet paper more-or-less folded up (if...
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What do phone interviews and digestive regularity have in common? The answer...
Oftentimes when you submit a resume, you will receive a return call that is essentially asking a few basic questions to assess two things: 1) Is what you are looking for in terms of salary, schedule,...
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It snot you, it’s me.
I was certain the bad karma would catch-up with me eventually. All these years of quietly ridiculing candidates who list “WWE Wrestling” on their resumes under “Interests” (It has happened more than...
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The only creature more honest than a 4 year old is an 84 year old
As I mentioned in yesterday’s post, last night I took Stumps to a youth dinner theater at a friend’s church in town. Stumps and I were seated beside a nice couple who introduced themselves and welcomed...
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An etiquette lesson from my four-year-old
This morning I authored my 200th blog post. I struggled with writing this, as I felt the milestone deserved the respect, gravity, and solemnity one reserves for a truly memorable occasion. I only hope...
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“…Intimacy! That’s the you in me…”
I can neither confirm nor deny that tonight’s Top 10 List items are true stories of romance from the House of Stumps and Beans. ********************************************************************* You...
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For very special occasions, such as her 60th birthday…
…they sometimes let Mother Catlady out of the institution. (pretty certain this couple is featured in the first few minutes of Mullholland Drive, dropping Naomi Watts off in Hollywood after she wins a...
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Unfortunately I can’t unremember any of this
One of my children has been throwing up all afternoon and the other has a 102 degree fever. Pretty certain the one who has thus far not started vomiting just has not started yet. Alarmingly, cleaning...
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On today’s episode of Dubious Compliments from Stumps
“Mommy your face looks like a sandwich ’cause it has moles all over it.” I assume she is referring to my sun damage age spots large pores freckles. Um. What types of sandwiches have they been feeding...
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Worst blogger ever
After one too many creeptastic search terms that generated views to my blog, I took a hiatus. I continued to post the daily exploits of Stumps and Beans, but on the much less threatening facebook,...
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